1. Nobody knows the trouble I've seen, nobody knows but Jesus.
2. The responsible reporter, one who is scrupulously honest, will still encounter problems.
3. Abraham Lincoln died on April 15, 1865 after being shot while attending a play at Fords Theater.
4. My son was born on Nov. 15, 1980. It was a Saturday so I didn't get to go to the football game.
5. Why don't you come over to my place?
6. Writing for the mass media take much skill, perseverance and hard work.
7. Wow, I couldn't think of any place better to eat, myself.
8. According to my professor, the world is absolutely, positively flat and you should never forget it.
9. Where are the carpenters, where are the bricklayers and most of all, where are the gardeners when we need them the most?
10. "I couldn't come to class today," Jan said, "because I had the flu"
11. Joe got a new computer, which set his parents back a good bit, and he's been dying to tell everybody about it.
2.9 Writing Problems
1. Gilligan was so charmed by the desert isle that, he decided to marry the movie star.
2. Like that nice professor said, "We should always study for our exams."
3. The cantaloupe-throwing contest was canceled due to adverse weather.
4. Rushing to the sight of the crime, the prosecuting attorney was horrified at the grisly murder scene.
5. The criminal eluded police by hiding under a Toyota Corolla.
6. Feigning illness, the President refused to make a trip to Tilsa.
7. Morgan canceled the funeral service after the dead man turned out to be alive.
8. Less than 100 pumpkins were piled in Smith's car.
9. Hurricane Bubba ravaged the Gulf Coast, causing $10 billion in damages.
10. The dancing troupe refused to buy their tights at a wholesale.
11. The restaurant owners upped the price if rutabagas by 100 percent whenever Mark Arnold came to town.
12. The journalists cannon of ethics prohibits taking gift from any sources.
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